The perfect way to fight the terrorist....

I ran across Momma's myspace site and she has a very interesting idea for fighting the terrorist. As anybody who knows me will attest, this plan is very endearing to me. The only thing better that Momma's plan would be to put them on Fainting Goats.....

Momma's Plan For Fighting Terrorism
a.k.a: The Untapped Natural Resource

As long as I can remember, I've been fascinated by midgets. Black midgets, white midgets, old midgets, young midgets, fat midgets, etc. you get the idea, Momma likes them all. Recently I was watching TV and coming down from a jenkem induced high when a program about midget physiology came on one of the Discovery channels. Among many other fascinating facts, Momma learned that midgets are very strong and can lift heavy objects better than normal people because they are so low to the ground and have better leverage. Think about a midget doing a bench press, he's only got a few inches to lift instead of a few feet! That is when Momma came up with a foolproof plan for fighting terrorists and countries that hate us because we are free; midgets are essential in this venture.
First, we will scour the country for the finest midget stock, and 10,000 of the strongest and most intelligent midgets will be selected and brought to Momma's underground desert compound in Goldfield, Nevada. There, round-robin death match tournaments will be held until only 1000 of the fittest midgets remain. This elite 10% will spend 16hrs a day working out and training in various marshal arts and weapons. After a few years of this they will be harder than granite; they will kill without compunction or hesitation.
So why midgets? Simple, they offer many advantages on the modern battlefield. As mentioned before, they are strong; one super midget could easily carry a wounded comrade under each arm, and one on it's back. Also, they present much less of a target than a six foot person, it's much harder to hit a two to three foot target. Last and most importantly, they present the ability to deal a major blow to the enemy's morale. Imagine the humiliation Al-Qaeda insurgents will suffer as wave after wave of their mujahideen fighters are slaughtered by seemingly innocuous little people. The super midgets will form death squads to eliminate local terrorist sympathizers, real or imagined, thus winning the hearts and minds of the local population.